Total Medals Earned: 2,673 (From 560 different games.) Total Medal Score: 41,085 Points
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/470 points)
Beat a level without any damage or blood on your car
Pass a level with less then 5% health left
Kill everyone in any level using only missiles
Escape to the big city
Earn over 100,000 dollars
Kill one thousand people
Beat all levels above 80%
Get gold on all race levels
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 7/10 (130/380 points)
Find the kitty.
Finish the letter after bumping into every girl.
Read for at least 45 seconds without stopping.
Interrupt at least 10 conversations.
Finish the letter with less than 5 seconds left.
Walk for at least 60 seconds without stopping.
Let the clock run out without reading the letter at all.
Finish the letter without more than 3 students ever seeing you at once.
Finish the letter in less than 90 seconds.
Finish the letter without touching any students or walls.
Medals Earned: 16/16 (495/495 points)
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/140 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/170 points)
End a level with a full supply of acorns
Complete Story Mode
Smash three obstacles before touching the ground
Survive for at least 100 meters in Distance Mode
Complete Story Mode on Hardcore difficulty
Complete Story Mode without dying
Collect the golden acorn in each level of a Story Mode playthrough (retries accepted)
Survive for at least 250 meters in Distance Mode
Medals Earned: 9/9 (285/285 points)
End it all
Find four trophies
Kill 20 test subjects
Lift 4 Crates at once
Find Eight Trophies
Finish the game
Unlock all medals and trophies
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Just get a score i.e. anything more than zero.
Get a score worthy of a silver medal.
Get a score worthy of a gold medal.
Medals Earned: 6/8 (40/90 points)
???
The genie of the booze bottle.
I stole these icons from him :(
There is a hidden power...
Medals Earned: 2/2 (20/20 points)
Complete all 6 endings
Complete any 1 ending
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/170 points)
first round
pick up a random cube and convert cube in a cube with 1 cigarrete
pick up random block and create a clone
pick up random cube and convert cube in a giant
reach level 10 of speed
pick up random block and convert cube in a pirate!
pick up a random block and convert him in a plucked cube
pick up a random block, and convert self in cube under coffe effect (morespeed)
pick up 2 puzzle piezes and restore the hp
reach round 5
reach level 10 and upgrade prestige
reach round 15
reach round 25