Total Medals Earned: 2,666 (From 558 different games.) Total Medal Score: 41,005 Points
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/110 points)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/65 points)
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/165 points)
Medals Earned: 8/12 (75/300 points)
Medals Earned: 6/7 (105/205 points)
Medals Earned: 2/3 (30/80 points)
Medals Earned: 6/7 (145/245 points)
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/455 points)
Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/395 points)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/90 points)
Eat your first cookie
Kill 10 enemies
Have over 50 lives
Kill 25 enemies
Defeat the boss
No deaths from spikes
Dont drop the bomb
Eat all the food in the game
Complete game under 5 min
Kill all of the enemies
Keep your lives under 15
Complete the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
90% or more in perception
87% or more in reactions
85% or above in coordination
90% or more in memory
92% or more in speed
85% or above in accuracy test
90% or more in multitasking
Average of 90% or more across all 7 games
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
You soft boiled an egg.
You made toast.
You cut a grapefruit.
You made juice.
You made coffee with suger.
You made a bowl of cereal with blueberries.
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Broke 1000 points
Broke 5000 pts
Obliterated 150 conformists
Never Earned A Medal: Just to take up space
Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.
Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do - Benjamin Franklin
Half the world is composed of idiots
Cup of Coffee
Last longer than 1 minute in a single run.
Use all 4 powerups in a single run.
Pop 250 bullets in a single run.
Go 30 seconds without popping a single bubble.
Pop 750 bullets in a single run.
Infect 8 bubbles with 1 red bullet.
Bounce 1 green bullet off 15 bubbles.
Last longer than 5 minutes in difficult.
Last longer than 5 minutes in onslaught.
Finish the normal course without dying.
Last longer than 5 minutes in invisible challenge.
Finish the difficult course without dying.
Free the planet Sars from the Euphony gods
Deal at least 9000 damage in a single attack.
Free the planet Marcury from the Euphony gods.
Visit our sponsor by clicking on one of the in-game links.
Reach a max overcharge combo.
Free the planet Jupitupe from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Narpdarp from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Satamalat from the Euphony gods.
Unlock the Audyssey Jukebox
Reach the maximum level.
Free the planet Penos from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Plutoo from the Euphony gods.
Free your home planet, Qweezleqwozzle, from the Euphony gods.
Free the Malky Way from the Euphony gods.
Achieve 12 gold runs (beating a stage with no lives lost).
Beat every stage in the game (including credits).
Get a gold run on every single stage in the game (including credits).
Beat Mission 1
Get a Game Over
Beat Mission 1-3
Beat Traller
Beat BG 2
